Donald Trump’s fave journalist, Jim Acosta, has some bad news for the pr*sident. Last night was a bloodbath, even according to Trump’s “friends.” And the GOP likely has no idea what it’s in for:
Of course, you knew Trump would try to spin this as a win. Because, as you also know, nothing is ever Suck L’Orange’s fault.
Uh, Kentucky is redder than your ass, pal. Losing the governorship is not exactly a triumph.
Uh huh. We’ll see. Because if there’s anything redder than Kentucky, it’s Moscow Mitch.
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