If I were a betting man, I’d wager that Matt Gaetz’s head is filled with equal parts brain matter, nougat, Nickelodeon slime, and unidentified ooze.
I’d bet my 2004 Pontiac Vibe on it. And my entire McLaughlin Group Pog collection.
So you might want to put on your 2017 solar eclipse glasses before reading this. It’s gross.
CNN:
Gaetz allegedly showed off to other lawmakers photos and videos of nude women he said he had slept with, the sources told CNN, including while on the House floor. The sources, including two people directly shown the material, said Gaetz displayed the images of women on his phone and talked about having sex with them. One of the videos showed a naked woman with a hula hoop, according to one source.
"It was a point of pride," one of the sources said of Gaetz.
Yeah, no wonder this guy liked Trump so much.
At one point during Gaetz's first term, staff for then-House Speaker Paul Ryan held a short meeting with Gaetz in the Capitol, where they had a discussion with Gaetz about acting professionally while in Congress, according to two sources with knowledge of the meeting. One source said the conversation wasn't tied to a specific incident. Ryan didn't directly have a conversation with Gaetz.
Okay, when Paul Ryan thinks you’re beyond the pale, maybe it’s time to reexamine your life.
I really don’t get these people. Rule No. 1 of being an adult is “don’t have sex with children.” Rule No. 2 is “go back and look at Rule No. 1 and make sure you fucking understand it.”
It’s common sense, really, but I guess some people are uncommon.
Gaetz may be in trouble for allegedly sleeping with a 17-year-old girl, but his frat-boy shenanigans are apparently a matter of some renown.
Looks like it’s time to resign, Matt. You should get a head start right the fuck now.
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